My name is Dalton Russell. Pay strict attention to what I say because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself.

i say face masks ala inside man is the funkiest accessory this year.

vair terroristic one.

question: why did they dig up the hole? meh.

but today i marvelled at nachos and cheese being swiped clean.

ahhhh-mayyy-zing.

*tekketa tekketa*