17.5.05



oh bugger, kylie's cancelled. :<

in other news, i've the feeling this star wars thingamagic is getting waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy out of hand. very new sudden fans yoda must've thought. i say, cut the gimmicks and bring on the magic.

bring kenner to the forefront and not those multiple handphone ads. and premieres do suck.

trust david letterman to give the best top ten.

Top Ten Signs You've Seen the `Star Wars' Movies Too Many Times

10. Your poodles are named "C," "3," "P" and "O"

9. You won't sleep with your wife unless she says, "Help me, Obi Wan, you're my only hope"

8. You spent $10,000 trying to Rogaine yourself into Chewbacca

7. You're continually stunned when the President makes major decisions without consulting Mark Hamill

6. Your favorite pickup line: "Would you like to handle my light saber?"

5. You keep referring to your lawn mower as "that crazy droid"

4. You spend most of your days trying to use "the Force" to open a can of pears

3. You once saw an eggplant that looked kind of like Darth Vader and almost had a heart attack

2. Your sex life is strictly "Han Solo," if you know what I mean

1. You like Yoda so much, you voted for Ross Perot

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh you didn't mention the half-fucks who'd go "ohhh i am sooo amidala."
why?
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being hobbit-like, having pruned and green skin and obit hair, i guess i'm entitled to say...

yoda, i could possibly be.

Sarip Dol said...

in me i trust yoda you are.

but amidala are too as beauty is true.

Anonymous said...

rogaine even without, halfway there i am.