Drebars

"Auntie, Riber Valley Load."

"Wer ah?"

"Rivvverrr Valleeeyyyy Roooaddd."

"How go there?"

"You go straight and then turn left at the 2nd junction."

5 mins later.

"This junction?"

"NO. The Secoooooooondddddddd junction."

"Oh."

A minute later.

"Here ah?"

"Ah."

2 minutes later.

"Auntie KEEP TO YOUR LEFT."

"Left?"

And she turned left.

"Auntie keep left not turn left!"

"Aiyoh. Like dat jialat. I can't U-turn. I think u better drop here."

"But Auntie, still very far u noe. U can't make u-turn here ah?!"

"Cannot. U go out here. Or else I've to drive one whole big circle."

The meter reads $3.00.

"I still have to pay ah??"

"Of course lah!!! U think i wat? Drive for fun isit?!"

"But u drove me wrong place! How to pay like dat!?"

Hanyut tiga ringgit. Urgh.