"I may be a JUNIOR but im not a TERMINATOR in TOTAL RECALL. It's not TRUE LIES!"

oh dear me. Arnie's a governor. *kerching* either because he's a repulican or he has relations to the kennedys or those voters don't have a clue what they are voting. more report on this until i've eschewed every single bite on it. :)

ok bits fm david letterman.

Top Ten Possible California Newspaper Headlines For Tomorrow

10. "135-Way Tie Throws State Into Confusion"

9. "Gray Davis Fails To Convince Self To Vote For Self"

8. "Governor Gary Coleman Names Lieutenant Governor Urkel"

7. "Recall Election Just Elaborate 'Punk'd' Prank"

6. "Dejected Comedian Gallagher Takes Sledgehammer To Own Head"

5. "Screw The Recall, How Did The Cubs And The Red Sox Get In The Playoffs?"

4. "Millions of Californians Move To Nevada"

3. "Confused Al Gore Demands Recount"

2. "Bush Reminds Nation 'You Can't Recall a President'"

1. "Maria To Arnold: 'Why Don't You Ever Grope Me?'"


Top Ten Questions Received by the Schwarzenegger For Governor Hotline

10. "What's Arnold's poorly-worded plan to fix the economy?"

9. "Why is Arnold campaigning in St. Louis?"

8. "Will he govern shirtless?"

7. "Is he going to take a leave of absence if he becomes pregnant again?"

6. "Just to clarify -- will he be back?"

5. "When is this Governor movie coming out?"

4. "Did Arnold get the egg I tossed to him?"

3. "Is this the Tom Arnold for Governor hotline?"

2. "Can you tell Mr. Schwarzenegger his steroid shipment has arrived?"

1. "What time is tonight's group sex fundraiser?


Top Ten Reasons Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Not Running For Governor of California

10. Name wouldn't fit on campaign button

9. Robot from future killed his campaign manager

8. After you're "Mr. Universe," "Governor of California" seems kinda lame

7. Week-long budget talks would leave no time to work on his pecs

6. Can't spell governor

5. Has decided to run for Hulk instead

4. Rumor that they test gubernatorial candidates for steroids

3. Decided he only wants jobs where it's appropriate to be "oiled up"

2. Realized his questionable background and dumb-guy reputation would better qualify him to be president

1. Didn't want to take a 29-million dollar pay cut