"Houllier! You damn bastard Frenchie!"

Dear Mr Houllier,

Hello French sod, your quotes simply amused me.

Quote of the match (Gerard Houllier): 'We played a team who are top of the league and undefeated and now we know why.' - soccernet.com

Please, I don't wish for anymore of your shit whore mutterings. A defeat is a defeat, and please accept it with grace. Your mutterings won't do any good to the morale of the team. Be a gentleman and accept that no matter how good the lads were, results will still count. You are just buying time with the nonsencical words.

You have the personality of a Dr Jekyll and Hyde. You impled to "please" the fans by distributing "attacking" football, but then by doing so you've totally ignored the emphasis on defense. You may argued that because of last year's atrocities of boring football (which you argued was essential), you are deemed to silence those critics and say "Hey, you want us not to be boring, right?"

But that is totally wrong Mr Sod. Football is about balance. A manager like you, who has been around for such a long time and with a wealth of experience should have known that better than anyone else. You can't simply please the fans OR just solely trust on your instincts. Different matches NEED different tactics. You seem to be living in the virtual world of managin a team.

Please be gentleman and get the fucked out of Anfield you sod. You are demoralising me and the lot of Pool (real?) fans.

I am not a passenger fan, but i just so fuckingly wish that each match the team plays at your helm will lose.

Why?

So it'll compund more pressure on you to get the board to kick you in your soggy french arse and move on.

I HATE YOU YOU FRENCH SOD!